1 00:00:14,597 --> 00:00:18,351 They'll be mad at me. I don't even have a watch. 2 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:20,228 Are they moving or what? 3 00:00:25,149 --> 00:00:27,235 The flat! I forgot about the carpet. 4 00:00:27,401 --> 00:00:29,195 Learn how to drive! 5 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,239 You grumpy old sod! 6 00:00:31,989 --> 00:00:33,366 Where's 2nd gear? 7 00:00:33,574 --> 00:00:38,037 PLEASE, NOT NOW! 8 00:02:55,716 --> 00:02:57,551 - Hello. - Is that her? 9 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,261 I have an excuse. 10 00:02:59,428 --> 00:03:02,181 - A great excuse. - I've heard that one before! 11 00:03:02,306 --> 00:03:04,141 You'll thank me when you hear. 12 00:03:05,976 --> 00:03:07,353 Well, thanks. 13 00:03:07,853 --> 00:03:09,397 Don't you believe me? 14 00:03:14,151 --> 00:03:19,031 Typical! I sell mother's heirloom to buy you a watch and you yell at me. 15 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:20,199 Me? 16 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:24,412 You lost me a contract. Three pages in L'Amérique. 17 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,747 500,000 francs, that's all. 18 00:03:26,914 --> 00:03:29,250 What about me. I found it! 19 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:32,128 - Who? - Who? The flat! 20 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:37,091 There she goes again. Serge, set up the lights. 21 00:03:37,466 --> 00:03:38,509 Bernard! 22 00:03:38,634 --> 00:03:41,387 It's what you wanted. Sorry, Marie-Jeanne. 23 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,013 Perfect for you. 24 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:45,766 Vast living room, an alcove for the bed, 25 00:03:45,933 --> 00:03:48,310 kitchen, bathroom with storage space... 26 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,271 On Ave Henri Martin. 27 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:51,814 Six million. 28 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:55,276 Then 12 million in 2 years. 29 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,904 - I'll come tomorrow at 3. - Please. 30 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:01,073 Bernard! The fridge. 31 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,533 The contract. 32 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,244 - Shall I wear false lashes? - No need. 33 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,996 Then I'm ready! 34 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:13,002 - I asked them to hold it. - You left a deposit? 35 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:16,422 I had no money on me. I said we'd come tomorrow. 36 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:19,383 - Hey, your pants! - My pants! 37 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:22,928 - What's your name - Are you mad? Sophie. 38 00:04:23,095 --> 00:04:25,139 You know what it mans in Greek? 39 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,893 - Sofia? - No, no. 40 00:04:29,059 --> 00:04:30,644 Wisdom! 41 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:35,649 In 18 months, that's the 14th flat you've had an option on. 42 00:04:35,816 --> 00:04:37,026 Open an agency! 43 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:39,653 - Is that all you have to say? - Get up. 44 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:41,530 Here? 45 00:04:43,699 --> 00:04:45,701 Sure it'll hold? 46 00:04:46,994 --> 00:04:48,788 Yes, don't worry. 47 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,334 - Aren't you my sweetie? - Not here. 48 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,921 - Say something nice. - I love you. 49 00:04:58,297 --> 00:05:01,675 I love you, you love me, we'll love each other 50 00:05:01,842 --> 00:05:04,303 Till the end of the world 51 00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:07,723 And since the earth is round 52 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:10,768 No need to worry, my love... 53 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,978 I'm not. But everyone's waiting. 54 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:15,648 I hope you understand what's going on. 55 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,652 You're in the desert, it's 40 in the shade, you're thirsty. 56 00:05:25,449 --> 00:05:26,867 What are you doing? 57 00:05:27,034 --> 00:05:29,703 Trying to look like a kitten. It suits me best. 58 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:32,915 Please, we're already behind schedule. 59 00:05:33,582 --> 00:05:35,835 You drink. It's cool, it revives you. 60 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:39,547 Open up to 6.3. Never mind the background. 61 00:05:39,713 --> 00:05:41,757 - Bernard, the rifle. - Oh, sorry. 62 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,176 There, against the wall! 63 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:45,845 Ready. 64 00:05:46,887 --> 00:05:47,888 Philippe. 65 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:49,974 I feel sick. 66 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:52,101 That's all we need! 67 00:05:54,061 --> 00:05:56,313 Make an effort. Drop the silly face. 68 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,234 OK, look as dumb as you like. 69 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:04,488 Need a hand? 70 00:06:06,031 --> 00:06:08,284 I'll be right back. Carry on. 71 00:06:09,618 --> 00:06:12,371 - Where is he going? - Don't worry. Stay here. 72 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:16,125 Quiet. No one move. 73 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:17,626 Sophie! 74 00:06:18,794 --> 00:06:19,795 Hey. 75 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,923 What's wrong with her? She's crazy. 76 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,176 Sorry, the shoot's running late. 77 00:06:26,343 --> 00:06:29,513 - Six at Le Flore? - Le Flore? I love it there! 78 00:06:35,477 --> 00:06:36,645 Philippe! 79 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,867 - Here we go. - Is it going well? 80 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:51,035 Yes. 81 00:06:52,536 --> 00:06:53,996 Who was hooting? 82 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:57,958 Antoine. He wanted me to try out the new Ferrari. 83 00:06:58,125 --> 00:07:01,295 The sedan, with locked differential. 84 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:02,671 It's wonderful! 85 00:07:02,838 --> 00:07:04,924 Only we're late. 86 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,844 - Lift your arm. - Don't touch me! 87 00:07:16,268 --> 00:07:17,394 We're going? 88 00:07:18,979 --> 00:07:20,314 Where to? 89 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:40,292 - Shall we? - Let's go 90 00:07:47,841 --> 00:07:51,595 Françoise Sagan! Right there! 91 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,768 Thanks. 92 00:07:57,935 --> 00:08:00,479 I'd have thought she was younger than that. 93 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,147 Watch me at work. 94 00:08:03,899 --> 00:08:07,236 - Oh, mother! - You're mistaken, young man. 95 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:10,239 Sorry. 96 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,664 Thanks. 97 00:08:19,623 --> 00:08:21,375 Too late. 98 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:23,877 Too expensive. 99 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:25,838 - Been waiting long? - No. 100 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:31,010 Sad to see a young, strapping lad 101 00:08:31,176 --> 00:08:35,347 wasting his time in bars instead of working like everyone else. 102 00:08:35,931 --> 00:08:38,642 - Pascal. Two teas. - Coming up. 103 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:39,852 Imagine... 104 00:08:42,354 --> 00:08:46,567 Imagine that tonight you find me particularly sweet. 105 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:49,903 Much more so than yesterday or the day before. 106 00:08:50,904 --> 00:08:55,034 We leave here, we go dancing... 107 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:57,870 Maybe we hold each other tight. 108 00:09:00,247 --> 00:09:03,167 Then all of a sudden, I get lucky. 109 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,502 I say something funny 110 00:09:05,669 --> 00:09:07,129 that makes you laugh. 111 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,839 We're at my place. 112 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:12,092 I remove your dress, 113 00:09:12,259 --> 00:09:14,219 and what's underneath. 114 00:09:14,386 --> 00:09:16,263 It's 3 AM. 115 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,724 I turn the light off. Or leave it on. 116 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,225 You turn it off. 117 00:09:21,518 --> 00:09:25,022 A few hours later, imagine you wake up in my arms. 118 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,231 Well? 119 00:09:26,648 --> 00:09:30,152 I'd say you weren't too good with the ears! 120 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:36,909 I'll tell you now, I've heard bad things about you. 121 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,037 That you're the kind of guy who... 122 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:41,288 A bastard? 123 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:47,002 And I heard you were one of those rich Americans 124 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:49,213 who came to Paris for... Well... 125 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:50,798 A bitch? 126 00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:55,594 - Claude? - What? 127 00:09:56,261 --> 00:09:58,555 - I just fell in love. - Where? 128 00:09:58,722 --> 00:10:00,015 There. Look. 129 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,942 - Me too. - Too late. 130 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,530 Look, she has a present for me. 131 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:21,620 See? 132 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,747 What is it? A Hermès wallet? 133 00:10:23,872 --> 00:10:25,624 - Too big. - A Dior cashmere? 134 00:10:25,749 --> 00:10:27,668 Looks more like a cake. 135 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:29,628 Anyway, it's nice. 136 00:10:39,596 --> 00:10:40,931 You'll pay for this. 137 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,233 Your girlfriend's a pitbull! 138 00:10:51,358 --> 00:10:53,235 - He had it coming - For sure! 139 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,696 - What now? - Clean him up. 140 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,573 You think so? 141 00:10:57,739 --> 00:10:58,949 Right. 142 00:11:02,786 --> 00:11:06,498 - You go or I go? - You go, you're better than me. 143 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,009 - There's some left. - Get off! 144 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,845 - What did I do? - Wasn't this morning enough? 145 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:23,265 - But I love you! - I couldn't care less 146 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:26,101 Get it into your head. Were through! 147 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,936 It's not true. 148 00:11:28,103 --> 00:11:30,063 Are you crazy or what? 149 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,940 No! I'm a woman! 150 00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:33,442 Yes, we're women, 151 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:35,110 Weak and forgivable. 152 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,613 You're not getting off that easily. 153 00:11:37,779 --> 00:11:40,282 We arrive here, discover our misfortune. 154 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:43,911 Instead of a jealous scene, we get a pie on the head, 155 00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:46,622 rather like a beret, and you complain? 156 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:48,373 You ought to be ashamed! 157 00:11:49,082 --> 00:11:51,251 - You want a fight? - You're asking for it. 158 00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:53,503 - Leave him alone! - Is it over? 159 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,131 You can defend yourself in future! 160 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,676 We're impulsive, aggressive, but after what happened... 161 00:11:59,843 --> 00:12:01,762 He's annoying me, eavesdropping! 162 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,597 Have you quite finished? 163 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,933 Do what you like, I'm free. 164 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,895 - Free? - Paris is an exciting place! 165 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,940 - So, Philippe... - You stay out of it! 166 00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:15,734 Sorry, darling. Let's go anywhere else. 167 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,569 What did he say? 168 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:20,030 That we're born alone, die alone. 169 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:23,408 And let's not try to feel too alone in between. 170 00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:24,576 He said that? 171 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,913 Not really, but it's true. Come on. 172 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,915 You don't waste time! 173 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,583 - Neither do you. - How so? 174 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,961 Five minutes and you're making a scene. 175 00:12:34,127 --> 00:12:36,546 - I'm of good character. - Leave me alone. 176 00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:38,215 Bravo. Very good! 177 00:12:38,465 --> 00:12:42,511 You feel cheated and he leaves with a gorgeous woman. 178 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:47,266 And we have to go back down into the main room 179 00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:50,060 defeated, humiliated, ridiculous. 180 00:12:51,186 --> 00:12:52,354 One minute. 181 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,816 Look at you... such pretty eyes, 182 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,568 such a pretty mouth and the rest. 183 00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:01,238 We've a right to our pride. 184 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,157 We'll go down, you on my arm, 185 00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:07,577 happy, triumphant, regal. 186 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,122 Happy, I can't. 187 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:12,499 Regal, I'll try. 188 00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:13,709 Come. 189 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,927 - Good job, eh? - Yes. 190 00:13:24,052 --> 00:13:26,972 - Allow me.... - Excuse him, he's well brought-up. 191 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,932 Are you saying that for me? 192 00:13:43,363 --> 00:13:46,825 You're adorable. A model. 193 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,618 You can dance. 194 00:13:48,785 --> 00:13:50,829 You've been in Paris less than 2 years. 195 00:13:50,954 --> 00:13:53,165 How do you know that? 196 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,168 Who is this, Sherlock Holmes? 197 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,629 Model because I've seen your picture. 198 00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:02,215 Dancer, the way you walk. 199 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,135 As Baudelaire would say... 200 00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:09,639 "Even when she walks, she looks like she's dancing." 201 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:13,185 How did you know I've been in Paris for 2 years? 202 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,396 Because after 2 years, we become more... 203 00:14:16,521 --> 00:14:18,273 civilized. 204 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:22,235 - Waiter, another tea with milk. - No milk. My figure. 205 00:14:22,402 --> 00:14:25,072 I see. Well, moving on... 206 00:14:25,238 --> 00:14:28,283 - Claude. Alain. And you are... - Sophie. 207 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:31,411 - You know what it means in Greek? - Wisdom. 208 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,747 He knows everything. 209 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:36,041 Everything. You know... 210 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,960 So how about a movie? 211 00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:42,130 Slow down, I'm not sure you understand. 212 00:14:42,255 --> 00:14:45,384 We came downstairs together, and I appreciate it. 213 00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,469 But we're not getting married. 214 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:51,056 We can still be friends It's no big deal. 215 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,809 Exactly, it's no big deal. Goodbye. 216 00:14:55,268 --> 00:14:57,562 What you're doing is great, really. 217 00:14:57,729 --> 00:15:00,399 Bravo, you have a way with women. 218 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,276 A girl who's been dumped has a choice: 219 00:15:03,693 --> 00:15:07,072 either go home and weep or seek immediate revenge. 220 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,617 You'd rather sob. As is your right. I understand. 221 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,998 How do I get revenge? 222 00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:18,583 Sit down. 223 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,711 I'm getting revenge. This'll teach him. 224 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,006 Bravo, you're right, I'm a funny guy. 225 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,092 - And a fast mover. - What's wrong? 226 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,011 It was my idea for Sophie to stay. 227 00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:32,597 Who went to get her in the first place? 228 00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:33,932 Stop arguing! 229 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,476 Let's decide on the go-carting track. 230 00:15:36,643 --> 00:15:39,062 - Fine. Three laps? - All right. 231 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,024 - To win what? - The privilege of helping you. 232 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,609 Oh, all right. 233 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,281 - It isn't dangerous, is it? - No! 234 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,396 - Hey! - I won, QED I take Sophie home. 235 00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:06,107 QED my eye! She won, not you. 236 00:17:06,274 --> 00:17:09,277 - But I came in ahead of you. - No matter. 237 00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:12,239 We'll do another two laps without her. 238 00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:13,532 What for? 239 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,535 The women always decide, not the men. 240 00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,245 I didn't decide anything. 241 00:17:18,411 --> 00:17:20,205 See? Let's go. 242 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,421 - Sophie! - Your overalls! 243 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,715 - Quick, catch them. - Gentlemen! 244 00:18:11,881 --> 00:18:13,717 That pair are crazy! 245 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,870 - I'm going to bed. - No! 246 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,581 - Why not? - Brake, for God's sake! 247 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,796 It's our duty not to leave you alone. It might be dangerous. 248 00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:56,718 - There's only one solution. Drink. - What? 249 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,679 - A small glass never... - For sure! 250 00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,681 Only I never drink. 251 00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:05,143 - Oh? Is it your religion? - No, my figure. 252 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:15,528 - There were these two nuns... - It's not dirty, is it? 253 00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:19,407 What I love about Sophie is her purity. 254 00:19:19,574 --> 00:19:21,660 Is that why you collared me? 255 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,703 It wasn't me, it was Claude. 256 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,538 I was thinking: 257 00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:29,209 "That girl could never look cheap." 258 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,169 - You thought that? - Yes. 259 00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:35,548 - What about the osteoarthritis? - What? 260 00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:38,176 We chat and chat and forget about work. 261 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:39,719 What is your job? 262 00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:42,722 Surgeons, we operate tomorrow. 263 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:47,894 If I ever have a kid, I'd like him to be an architect or a surgeon. 264 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:50,146 Oh, architecture... 265 00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:52,440 it's just piling up stones. 266 00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:53,608 We save lives. 267 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,360 Unbelievable! 268 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,906 Not bad for a girl who doesn't drink. 269 00:20:01,157 --> 00:20:02,659 Sing us a song. 270 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:14,087 I love you, you love me, we will love each other 271 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:17,340 Till the end of the world 272 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,218 And since the earth is round 273 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,762 No need to worry, my love... 274 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,491 That's it, I'm home. 275 00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:45,493 Goodbye. 276 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,662 Goodbye. 277 00:20:51,374 --> 00:20:53,626 You've been very nice. Goodbye. 278 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,298 - Fancy seeing me in a bikini? - Here? 279 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,550 - Come on. - You'll catch cold. 280 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,595 Don't worry. Close your eyes. 281 00:21:04,387 --> 00:21:06,097 One, two, three... 282 00:21:09,392 --> 00:21:10,810 Bastards! 283 00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:14,230 Doing that in your own street. Disgusting! 284 00:21:14,397 --> 00:21:15,648 Help me. 285 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,406 - Having fun? - You don't know what you're missing! 286 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,074 Put me down. 287 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,202 I'll do it. 288 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:44,135 Help me, you lazy sods! 289 00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:46,596 Come down, we'll help you. 290 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:53,478 You didn't think I was talking to you. 291 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,522 We never think outside. 292 00:21:56,397 --> 00:21:57,690 Only at the station. 293 00:21:57,857 --> 00:22:00,109 We never talk to strangers before ten. 294 00:22:00,568 --> 00:22:04,322 - Come on, tough guy. - Oh, not so tough. 295 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:09,410 Surely some mistake, this gentleman is my friend. 296 00:22:09,577 --> 00:22:13,248 If he's a friend, tell him not to vandalize billboards. 297 00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:16,543 - But... - Or insult police officers. 298 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,128 - But... - You want me to arrest you? 299 00:22:19,754 --> 00:22:20,880 Where do you live? 300 00:22:21,047 --> 00:22:23,508 - Here. - Fine, let's go. 301 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:32,559 Make him some strong coffee. You lovers will feel better tomorrow. 302 00:22:37,438 --> 00:22:38,690 Sophie! 303 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:43,111 - Goodnight, Mr Legrand. - Goodnight, mademoiselle. 304 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,209 - Are you ashamed of me? - No. 305 00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,962 Mr Legrand is nice, but he told me 306 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:04,465 he'd kick me out if I brought a man back. 307 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:14,434 Sit down, please. 308 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:18,021 - Don't mind the mess. - Don't worry about it. 309 00:23:18,187 --> 00:23:20,732 A beautiful cover girl like you 310 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,901 can't be fond of domestic chores. 311 00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:25,153 Me? On the contrary. 312 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:29,657 I love housework and cooking but I never have time. 313 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,245 Maybe I'm not cutout for the life I lead. 314 00:23:35,121 --> 00:23:37,248 Talk and talk, that's all I ever do. 315 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:39,709 I shouldn't keep you. 316 00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:43,087 - Goodbye. - Impossible. 317 00:23:43,254 --> 00:23:46,007 Not till Mr Legrand is asleep. Your reputation. 318 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:47,216 Oh, yes. 319 00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:52,180 Where are my slippers? 320 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,976 Excuse me. 321 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,439 I see them, under the chair. 322 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:07,987 Thanks. 323 00:24:08,154 --> 00:24:09,739 Can we put a record on? 324 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,741 Not after 10 PM. 325 00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:15,119 Yes, of course. Your reputation. 326 00:24:16,704 --> 00:24:18,247 You make a good brunette. 327 00:24:18,414 --> 00:24:20,917 That's not me! It's my Corsican grandma. 328 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,544 Colomba. A wonderful woman. 329 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:25,630 She gave me this bed. 330 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:29,509 I like plenty of room, so I made sure I could keep it. 331 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,928 That's why it's so long. 332 00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:34,931 Look, this is lovely too. 333 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:39,602 A gift, from a Hindu prince. 334 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,355 Prince Shribouyoune Bayane. You know him? 335 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,984 It swirls in the light, see. 336 00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:49,362 How about one last drink? To Colomba. 337 00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:51,823 - We've drunk enough. - Coffee, then. 338 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,074 Coffee, all right. 339 00:25:30,903 --> 00:25:33,406 I'm sleepy. I'll put my pyjamas on. 340 00:25:33,614 --> 00:25:35,658 I'm working early tomorrow. 341 00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:36,826 Taking a shower? 342 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,245 Too noisy. 343 00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:57,180 Damn. 344 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:04,145 Hey... you still want coffee? 345 00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:06,481 Sure. Why? 346 00:26:06,689 --> 00:26:07,940 Just asking. 347 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,286 - I bet I'm torn to shreds. - Not at all. 348 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:23,372 I was scared! Do I still have my lashes? 349 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:28,336 It's Mr Legrand. 350 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:38,304 - What's was that? - The gas. 351 00:26:38,429 --> 00:26:40,598 - I'll call the fire brigade. - No need. 352 00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:44,560 I'll leave the door open. If you need anything... 353 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,606 - Thanks. - All that atomic gas... 354 00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:57,281 - Any fire? - No, it's over. 355 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:02,495 Poor Sophie. You scared me. 356 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,205 What a day! 357 00:27:04,747 --> 00:27:07,583 I don't want you to use that stove any more. 358 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,544 Mr Legrand is right. 359 00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:11,629 So many accidents. 360 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:15,091 What if those lovely shoulders got damaged? 361 00:27:16,467 --> 00:27:17,677 This lovely neck? 362 00:27:19,011 --> 00:27:20,513 This lovely... 363 00:27:28,896 --> 00:27:30,189 You're naked? 364 00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:34,068 Yes. You know why I'm here tonight. 365 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,612 Don't you want revenge? 366 00:27:36,779 --> 00:27:40,283 It wouldn't be revenge, it would be cheating. 367 00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:44,078 - You want me to leave? - Please. 368 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,330 Because you like me? 369 00:27:46,497 --> 00:27:47,832 Yes. Are you mad? 370 00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:52,378 You like me so I have to walk the streets and find a cab? 371 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:55,381 Plus I'll wake up your landlord. 372 00:27:57,466 --> 00:27:59,343 What will he think of you? 373 00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:03,097 OK, you can stay. 374 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:05,349 Sleep on the floor. 375 00:28:05,516 --> 00:28:06,517 All right. 376 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:10,062 Swear to me on your... 377 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:11,939 You have a mother? 378 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:13,900 - Yes. - Is she alive? 379 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,696 Swear on her head that you won't touch me. 380 00:28:18,821 --> 00:28:21,699 - Don't you trust me? - Swear or you leave. 381 00:28:22,825 --> 00:28:23,826 I swear. 382 00:28:48,392 --> 00:28:50,728 - Who is it? - Marie-Jeanne. 383 00:28:55,816 --> 00:28:57,860 One second, I've lost the key. 384 00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:00,488 - Who's that. - Marie-Jeanne. 385 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:02,657 - So? - You have to hide. 386 00:29:02,823 --> 00:29:05,034 - We didn't sleep together. - Honestly! 387 00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:06,869 She's Philippe's assistant. 388 00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,622 Hide there. I'll see to the mattress. 389 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,249 Help me. 390 00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:13,918 This is tough! 391 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:16,921 No, there! 392 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,216 What are you doing, stupid? 393 00:29:21,133 --> 00:29:22,385 Go hide. 394 00:29:23,177 --> 00:29:24,262 Close the door. 395 00:29:24,428 --> 00:29:26,597 - It's broken. - Slip under the bed. 396 00:29:29,016 --> 00:29:32,853 - I can't! - Under the mattress, then. 397 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,439 It's taking a while! 398 00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:37,608 Coming, I found it! 399 00:29:38,192 --> 00:29:39,193 Hang on. 400 00:29:52,248 --> 00:29:53,874 - Hello. - Well! 401 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:57,336 - What a noise, finding your key! - I know. 402 00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,049 Your room's a mess. 403 00:30:02,216 --> 00:30:03,926 The gas stove exploded. 404 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,138 So I see! 405 00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:09,765 You'll be better here. 406 00:30:14,353 --> 00:30:16,522 Don't you wonder why I'm here? 407 00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:19,025 Yes, what brings you here? 408 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,195 Look, you have to be brave. 409 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:31,120 You never get hiccups! 410 00:30:31,245 --> 00:30:33,039 Only when I'm upset. 411 00:30:33,205 --> 00:30:35,833 Look, Philippe called. 412 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,585 - Is he OK? - Fine. 413 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:42,256 - Look... - Sorry, it's nerves. 414 00:30:42,965 --> 00:30:45,676 He asked me to manage the studio for 3 weeks. 415 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:46,886 That's wonderful! 416 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,889 Poor dear! He's leaving for Villard-de-Lans. 417 00:30:51,223 --> 00:30:53,100 He asked for two sleeper berths. 418 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:56,604 So he's not so mad at me? 419 00:30:56,729 --> 00:30:59,023 He's taking Barbara Wilbury. 420 00:30:59,565 --> 00:31:01,400 Barbara Wilbury! 421 00:31:01,567 --> 00:31:04,570 - He's been after her and... - And what? 422 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:07,573 You ought to know. So you won't look stupid. 423 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:11,118 You weren't the right girl for him. 424 00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:13,704 Nor he for you. 425 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,623 Still. 426 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,876 - After 18 months... - Believe me. 427 00:31:20,002 --> 00:31:22,171 You were an accident in his life. 428 00:31:22,296 --> 00:31:24,465 A charming one but an accident. 429 00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:28,594 So we're through? 430 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,142 Against Barbara Wilbury, forget it. 431 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,395 She's tall and skinny. 432 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:40,523 She's also the Wilbury heiress. 433 00:31:40,689 --> 00:31:43,275 You know what that means in the USA? 434 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:46,654 Millions of dollars. Half the Chicago slaughter houses. 435 00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:50,699 She looks like someone who kills little animals. 436 00:31:50,866 --> 00:31:54,120 Philippe doesn't mind. He wants to marry her. 437 00:31:54,870 --> 00:31:56,038 Oh no. 438 00:31:57,039 --> 00:31:59,250 I don't believe it. 439 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,793 Yes, it's true. 440 00:32:02,461 --> 00:32:05,840 I'm telling you so you can get rid of the swine. 441 00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:07,842 Now I've got hiccups too. 442 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:14,432 Come with me, I'm late. We'll speak in the cab. 443 00:32:14,598 --> 00:32:16,684 I don't want to go out. I can't. 444 00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:18,227 Come, please. 445 00:32:20,312 --> 00:32:21,814 I'm too ugly. 446 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,899 Promise me you'll do something. 447 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:25,860 Promise. 448 00:32:27,778 --> 00:32:29,613 Be strong. 449 00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:33,200 I know. 450 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,370 Disgusting. 451 00:32:47,506 --> 00:32:49,300 You should have taken revenge. 452 00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:51,218 You're right. 453 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,762 I'll get my revenge. 454 00:32:54,096 --> 00:32:55,723 Right now! 455 00:32:59,101 --> 00:33:02,188 Cross my heart and hope to die, Colomba. 456 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:05,858 I swear to take revenge and be worthy of you. 457 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:07,651 What's with your grandma? 458 00:33:07,818 --> 00:33:09,445 You don't know her story? 459 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,655 How could you? 460 00:33:11,822 --> 00:33:15,242 The morning of her wedding, in our village near Bastia, 461 00:33:15,409 --> 00:33:18,287 her fiancé ran off with another girl. 462 00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,206 - A Parisian. - Like you. 463 00:33:20,372 --> 00:33:23,292 Yes, like me. You know what she did? 464 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:26,587 - She committed suicide. - And went to hell? 465 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,840 No, she committed murder. 466 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,176 Her fiancé. Outside the town hall. 467 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:33,552 You don't get it. 468 00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:36,222 She couldn't kill him, she was in love. 469 00:33:36,388 --> 00:33:39,517 She killed... the Parisian woman! 470 00:33:39,725 --> 00:33:40,726 Wow! 471 00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:43,145 Of course she was acquitted. 472 00:33:43,854 --> 00:33:44,939 And get this. 473 00:33:45,105 --> 00:33:47,691 Her fiancé was so impressed, he married her. 474 00:33:48,275 --> 00:33:49,693 Grandpa Napoleon. 475 00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:51,862 - The emperor? - You are silly. 476 00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,156 All Corsicans are called Napoleon. 477 00:33:54,823 --> 00:33:57,243 - You want to do the same? - Hey! 478 00:33:57,409 --> 00:33:59,745 Philippe thinks I'm dumb. 479 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:01,497 I can imagine his face. 480 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:03,999 Look, I don't want to disappoint you 481 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:07,962 but it's harder in Paris than in Ajaccio. 482 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,089 Bastia isn't Ajaccio! 483 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,883 OK, Bastia, then. 484 00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:15,261 What will you do? 485 00:34:15,427 --> 00:34:17,096 Poison takes too long. 486 00:34:18,013 --> 00:34:19,765 Guns make too much noise. 487 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,393 Pushing her off a cliff won't be easy. 488 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,272 What's so complicated? I'll use a rifle, like Colomba. 489 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,148 A rifle... 490 00:34:28,315 --> 00:34:30,818 Don't worry, I know where to get one. 491 00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:32,903 Sophie! 492 00:34:34,029 --> 00:34:35,114 But Sophie! 493 00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:49,962 What is it, young man? 494 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:53,090 Has Sophie left? 495 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:56,635 She's gone to work, like a brave girl, 496 00:34:56,802 --> 00:34:59,388 in her little car. 497 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:02,558 - She's wonderful. - Yes, wonderful! 498 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:05,686 It doesn't explain why you're at her window. 499 00:35:06,895 --> 00:35:08,731 Yesterday was extraordinary. 500 00:35:08,897 --> 00:35:11,650 Indeed! I've never seen a boy here. 501 00:35:12,151 --> 00:35:14,570 - Are you flattering me? - It's true! 502 00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:17,072 I swear on the Military Cross 503 00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,783 I was awarded after Verdun in... 504 00:35:20,242 --> 00:35:22,036 Anyway, what will you do? 505 00:35:22,202 --> 00:35:25,706 - Well... - You'd better not hurt her. 506 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,959 How are you fixed financially? 507 00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:31,045 - Are you doing OK? - Surgeon! 508 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:33,213 Perfect! I'm reassured. 509 00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:36,342 I thought that if she'd chosen you... 510 00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:39,720 - Actually, I wanted... - Wanted what? 511 00:35:41,513 --> 00:35:43,223 Good Lord, my operation! 512 00:35:44,808 --> 00:35:47,144 Surgeons are bright guys. 513 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,271 And they make money. 514 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,945 - Hey! - Don't worry, it's minor surgery. 515 00:35:58,489 --> 00:35:59,948 Well? 516 00:36:00,115 --> 00:36:02,493 Well, I'm in love. 517 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:05,287 - No! Where? - There. 518 00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:10,709 - Poor you. - It isn't sad. Well, maybe it is. 519 00:36:10,834 --> 00:36:13,754 Why, isn't she good in bed? 520 00:36:14,588 --> 00:36:16,632 - I don't know. - Don't know? 521 00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:18,217 Ah, because. 522 00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:19,968 No. 523 00:36:21,136 --> 00:36:23,180 Monsieur... Monsieur! 524 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:24,973 Come on, go to sleep. 525 00:36:30,729 --> 00:36:34,400 I love a girl who loves another man. I won't see her for 20 years. 526 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:35,901 Fallen out already? 527 00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:38,821 - My leg... - Not now. 528 00:36:38,987 --> 00:36:41,949 - She wants to kill Barbara. - She needs 20 years? 529 00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:44,243 That's the rap she'll get. 530 00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:48,080 Yes, but if it's true love, she'll be forever 20. 531 00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:50,582 Steer clear of Seine-et-Oise. 532 00:36:50,749 --> 00:36:52,626 - Why? - They're terrible. 533 00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:54,920 Remember what they did to Landru. 534 00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:58,090 No, not now. 535 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,467 You really think that... 536 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,972 - What? - Nothing! 537 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:08,267 - They're sensitive this year. - Let's go. 538 00:37:13,605 --> 00:37:16,567 - Sir... - Relax, everything will be fine. 539 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,235 - But... - Really. 540 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:21,280 If I were you I'd forget it. 541 00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:23,323 A woman, fine. But a murderer! 542 00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:27,244 - I love her. - Tell it to the judge. 543 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:29,747 The boss wants to see you. 544 00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:31,957 - Beware. - Watch out! 545 00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:33,125 - Monsieur. - What? 546 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:34,501 Your colleague. 547 00:37:34,668 --> 00:37:37,588 - He got the wrong leg. - Too late, old boy! 548 00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:42,176 Come on, guys! 549 00:37:44,928 --> 00:37:46,722 Hurry, I'm late! 550 00:37:46,889 --> 00:37:48,599 - Alain Varnier. - Hello. 551 00:37:51,393 --> 00:37:53,645 - Is the dress ready? - In two seconds. 552 00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:57,441 I have to see you. Personal and urgent. 553 00:37:57,608 --> 00:38:00,944 - Sensitive or ultra-sensitive? - Sensitive. 554 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:04,031 Alain Varnier. I was at Le Flore yesterday. 555 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:08,368 I went out with... you know who. 556 00:38:08,535 --> 00:38:09,745 Fine. And? 557 00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:12,247 - This morning... - You don't waste time! 558 00:38:12,414 --> 00:38:15,626 - It's Vogue. - I'm too busy right now. 559 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,544 She said she'd kill her. 560 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,089 Who? The baker's wife? 561 00:38:21,215 --> 00:38:23,050 No, the girl with you. 562 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,636 Start without me. Come here. 563 00:38:27,429 --> 00:38:29,473 I know Sophie inside out. 564 00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:31,767 Uncouth but harmless. 565 00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:34,728 - But yesterday... - I appreciate your telling me. 566 00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:38,398 Believe me, if it's Barbara who's in danger, 567 00:38:38,565 --> 00:38:41,693 she can sleep easy and so can you. 568 00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:44,029 Now excuse me, I have work to do. 569 00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:46,406 Don't look at me like that! 570 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,116 This is serious. 571 00:38:48,742 --> 00:38:50,327 Know what she said? 572 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,371 She knew where to get a rifle. 573 00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:55,207 - Why not a bazooka? - Family tradition. 574 00:38:55,874 --> 00:38:58,669 I can see her walking into a tobacco shop. 575 00:39:00,128 --> 00:39:04,007 "Give me a packet of Gitanes. Plus a rifle, for a murder." 576 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,301 So, she... 577 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:10,180 - She knows where to get one? - It's what she said. 578 00:39:11,765 --> 00:39:15,060 - Marie-Jeanne, where's the rifle - There, in its case. 579 00:39:16,061 --> 00:39:18,272 - Did Sophie call? - She popped in. 580 00:39:18,438 --> 00:39:21,692 - What did she want? - She'd forgotten something. 581 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:24,403 Where can she be? 582 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:26,905 Where? Downstairs. 583 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:33,579 Shit. 584 00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:36,540 You're telling me. 585 00:39:38,917 --> 00:39:41,461 We're silly, the gun isn't loaded. 586 00:39:42,504 --> 00:39:44,756 She's had 2 hours to buy cartridges. 587 00:39:44,923 --> 00:39:45,924 You think so? 588 00:39:48,468 --> 00:39:51,471 I couldn't care less, if not for Barbara. 589 00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:54,725 Anyway, I'll miss her. The excitement. 590 00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:58,020 Barbara's on her way, so I can't warn her. 591 00:39:58,186 --> 00:40:01,106 Imagine if the crazy girl shoots her! 592 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:07,070 I'll tell her I couldn't find you, 593 00:40:07,237 --> 00:40:08,530 that you've gone. 594 00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:11,283 That's it. Exactly. 595 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,243 I'm off to Villard-de-Lans. 596 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,538 Barbara means a lot to me. 597 00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:24,755 If you told her, with your authority... 598 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:28,342 It's better you go. A new face. Well, almost. 599 00:40:28,508 --> 00:40:30,010 - All right. - Thanks. 600 00:40:31,261 --> 00:40:33,513 - Say... - Hurry. 601 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,974 - Good luck! - I'm not to be pitied. 602 00:40:39,519 --> 00:40:41,605 Want to come and see the shot? 603 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,945 Aren't you meant to be at the hospital? 604 00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:50,906 Start, there's no one upstairs. 605 00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:53,283 - Sure? - I was just there. 606 00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:56,036 Where were you this morning? 607 00:40:56,203 --> 00:40:58,538 We won't be seeing much of each other. 608 00:40:58,664 --> 00:41:00,290 Careful, it's loaded! 609 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:04,503 Going somewhere? 610 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:07,923 Villard-de-Lans, like Philippe. 611 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,424 With this. 612 00:41:24,064 --> 00:41:26,400 Whatever. Better try something else. 613 00:41:26,566 --> 00:41:27,567 Such as? 614 00:41:28,610 --> 00:41:31,279 Make Philippe jealous. It usually works. 615 00:41:32,489 --> 00:41:34,282 Not a bad idea. 616 00:41:36,326 --> 00:41:38,036 I get there tomorrow, 617 00:41:38,203 --> 00:41:40,455 find a guy and make Philippe jealous. 618 00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:43,208 - Then he dumps Barbara. - No way. 619 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:46,920 Look for a guy there and Philippe will rumble you. 620 00:41:47,295 --> 00:41:49,798 You need to arrive with someone. 621 00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:52,426 And you'd be willing to come with me. 622 00:41:52,592 --> 00:41:54,386 Anything to help. 623 00:41:54,594 --> 00:41:56,430 So you have 37,000. 624 00:41:56,596 --> 00:41:57,848 I have 45,000. 625 00:41:58,265 --> 00:42:00,058 - So 7 plus 5... - 12. 626 00:42:00,225 --> 00:42:03,103 12, right. That's 82,000. 627 00:42:03,603 --> 00:42:06,106 Should be OK if we're prudent. 628 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:10,694 I'll pick you up at 7. I have to tell the boss. 629 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:14,281 Hey, we're only pretending to be in love, OK? 630 00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:17,993 - Business trip, like partners. - OK. 631 00:42:22,831 --> 00:42:23,832 Good evening. 632 00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:29,337 He loves me, loves me not. 633 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,090 Love me passionately. 634 00:42:32,257 --> 00:42:34,593 - So this is partnership? - Yes. 635 00:42:36,636 --> 00:42:38,180 So, goodnight. 636 00:42:55,822 --> 00:42:59,117 - They wouldn't let you? - We tried everything. 637 00:42:59,701 --> 00:43:01,870 We're lucky to be on the same train. 638 00:43:02,037 --> 00:43:04,039 Some wedding night! 639 00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:06,625 - Where's your wife? - There. 640 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:07,793 There? 641 00:43:09,002 --> 00:43:11,046 - Here? - Are you married? 642 00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:14,091 No, but I'd sure like to be. 643 00:43:15,175 --> 00:43:16,885 Definitely! 644 00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:21,348 Beautiful. If you want my advice, 645 00:43:21,515 --> 00:43:24,434 when she... Make sure you do it all yourself. 646 00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:26,478 Eureka! 647 00:43:26,645 --> 00:43:30,190 We'll switch berths with your wife. 648 00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:33,068 - Yes, but... the girl... - My fiancée. 649 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:34,402 Excellent! 650 00:44:02,222 --> 00:44:04,099 Here, you dropped this. 651 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:07,561 You're lucky to be married. 652 00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:10,313 Sweet dreams. 653 00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:17,779 It's full of married couples and I'm all alone. 654 00:44:19,281 --> 00:44:21,074 It's really something. 655 00:45:06,077 --> 00:45:08,538 Hey, miss... ma'am! 656 00:45:09,247 --> 00:45:10,332 Alain! 657 00:45:10,790 --> 00:45:11,499 Shit! 658 00:45:14,836 --> 00:45:16,588 How come you're in that bed? 659 00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:18,965 - I'm being a nice guy... - What? 660 00:45:19,132 --> 00:45:23,178 I saw this young couple traveling in separate berths. 661 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,138 You know me. 662 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:27,057 I gave them my bed. 663 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:30,852 I can't help it. I like people to be happy. 664 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,650 - Where does it hurt? - I can't tell you. 665 00:45:36,816 --> 00:45:37,901 I'm a surgeon. 666 00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:41,404 Prepare me some compresses. I can't walk any more. 667 00:45:43,615 --> 00:45:47,744 But try anything stupid and I'll ring the bell. 668 00:45:58,213 --> 00:46:00,382 Mademoiselle. It's 8 o'clock. 669 00:46:17,607 --> 00:46:20,402 Come on, Mademoiselle, wake up. 670 00:46:20,568 --> 00:46:23,154 Lazy! It's 8 o'clock. 671 00:47:13,747 --> 00:47:16,583 16,000 francs a day! Is there nothing cheaper? 672 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:21,713 There's no "cheapest price", Miss. That's the official tariff. 673 00:47:22,714 --> 00:47:28,261 What about without a bathroom? Maybe you can go down to 8000? 674 00:47:28,553 --> 00:47:31,431 We don't have any rooms without bathrooms. 675 00:47:32,265 --> 00:47:35,352 There's really nothing cheaper? You're sure? 676 00:47:35,518 --> 00:47:36,811 Yes, there's cheaper. 677 00:47:36,978 --> 00:47:38,229 ...in other hotels. 678 00:47:38,396 --> 00:47:40,565 - Shall I take your luggage? - Wait! 679 00:47:41,107 --> 00:47:42,984 What about going back to Paris? 680 00:47:43,151 --> 00:47:45,028 - We're here now... - We're here! 681 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,781 Exactly. I'm here to stay, as Cambronne said. 682 00:47:47,947 --> 00:47:49,824 - Cambronne, really? - Oh, shit. 683 00:47:49,991 --> 00:47:51,993 Are you nuts? 16,000 a night! 684 00:47:52,410 --> 00:47:54,371 Does it include breakfast? 685 00:47:54,537 --> 00:47:56,414 So do you want the room? 686 00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:02,337 I need to make a call first. Is there a call box anywhere? 687 00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:05,173 Yes, what number do you want? 688 00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:06,716 112. 689 00:48:06,883 --> 00:48:10,178 - But, that's the hotel number! - Room 112 then! 690 00:48:12,806 --> 00:48:15,308 - You know someone in 112? - Of course not! 691 00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:18,436 But I wanted to be able to talk to you privately. 692 00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:21,231 Now where is it? Here. 693 00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:31,366 So, we only have... 694 00:48:36,287 --> 00:48:37,497 48,000 left. 695 00:48:37,705 --> 00:48:40,417 That'll last us 3 days, without food. 696 00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,794 It's going to be hard. 697 00:48:46,631 --> 00:48:48,800 - Who's this? - It's me, Sophie. 698 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:53,304 - Who was it? - Who? 699 00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:55,640 Take that. From Sophie! 700 00:48:57,767 --> 00:49:00,520 She hung up. So what do we do? 701 00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:02,021 Kiss. We're lovers. 702 00:49:02,188 --> 00:49:06,317 Try to think. We have to be in Philippe's hotel. 703 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,490 - Please, we'll be quiet. - That's hardly the point. 704 00:49:12,657 --> 00:49:14,742 - What about 128? - Yes, that's true! 705 00:49:14,909 --> 00:49:16,494 Is room 128 cheaper? 706 00:49:16,953 --> 00:49:19,998 Room 128 is available. Don't expect luxury. 707 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:24,252 As long as we can lie... I mean, sleep. 708 00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:28,882 It's 6000 francs a day, service and tax not included. 709 00:49:29,048 --> 00:49:32,177 Wonderful! We'll recommend you to friends. 710 00:49:49,652 --> 00:49:51,779 So is 128 not too bad? 711 00:49:51,905 --> 00:49:55,700 It's not really a room. As you're both young, it'll do. 712 00:50:02,248 --> 00:50:04,000 Is it still far? 713 00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:05,835 It's right here. 714 00:50:13,551 --> 00:50:15,428 Enjoy your stay. 715 00:50:16,012 --> 00:50:18,431 - Here we are. - Yes, here we are. 716 00:50:19,015 --> 00:50:22,602 It's not great, but we have the same snow as everyone else. 717 00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:25,021 You think you're on holiday? 718 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,566 - What shall I do with it? - Hang it on the wall. 719 00:50:28,983 --> 00:50:30,318 Oh, yes. 720 00:50:32,445 --> 00:50:33,738 Good afternoon. 721 00:50:52,715 --> 00:50:54,467 What's wrong with her? 722 00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:58,346 What kind of a room is this? 723 00:51:02,267 --> 00:51:03,434 Look! 724 00:51:06,104 --> 00:51:07,230 Well! 725 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:10,316 Did you see that? 726 00:51:15,822 --> 00:51:19,534 - We're not going to starve to death. - I wish it was jam. 727 00:51:19,701 --> 00:51:21,411 You're never happy. 728 00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:25,540 When I was a little girl, I had a rabbit named Gherkin. 729 00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:29,502 Did you want to be a model when you were a girl? 730 00:51:29,669 --> 00:51:33,172 No way! I wanted to be a pilot, like Guynemer. 731 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:36,009 Were you like you are now? 732 00:51:36,175 --> 00:51:39,012 No, I was crazy and irritable. 733 00:51:39,178 --> 00:51:41,139 It's amazing how age changes you. 734 00:51:41,347 --> 00:51:42,348 Excuse me. 735 00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:48,855 Unbelievable! I'll show them. 736 00:51:50,398 --> 00:51:52,900 Hello, what do you think you're doing? 737 00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:54,569 6000 francs a night. 738 00:51:54,944 --> 00:51:59,282 I mean... is Philippe Belmas in his room, please? 739 00:52:01,534 --> 00:52:03,328 Bobsled racing? 740 00:52:03,953 --> 00:52:06,372 He was almost French champion last year. 741 00:52:06,539 --> 00:52:10,877 He was leading for the first 50 metres, then he missed a turn. 742 00:52:11,794 --> 00:52:15,131 No, no need to wake up Miss Wilbury. 743 00:52:17,508 --> 00:52:21,346 We have 48 hours to make Philippe jealous. 744 00:52:21,971 --> 00:52:23,222 After that... 745 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,191 - What are you doing? - He may be watching. 746 00:52:33,691 --> 00:52:35,693 Make sure he is, first. 747 00:52:50,249 --> 00:52:51,459 See, he's not here! 748 00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:53,378 What about over there? 749 00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:59,050 - What now? - Look as if you're in love. 750 00:52:59,217 --> 00:53:00,677 No, with me! 751 00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:06,766 And don't forget to call me "darling". 752 00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:10,228 Not Alain, but "Alain darling" or "Alain honey". 753 00:53:11,145 --> 00:53:12,188 Yes, Alain. 754 00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:13,856 What did I just tell you? 755 00:53:14,023 --> 00:53:15,566 Yes, Alain darling. 756 00:53:19,070 --> 00:53:20,196 Kiss me. 757 00:53:21,906 --> 00:53:23,658 What a surprise! 758 00:53:23,825 --> 00:53:26,369 Hello, abominable snow girl! May I? 759 00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:28,663 Hello, Philippe hon... hello. 760 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,417 I guess you don't know each other. 761 00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:35,586 Philippe Belmas... Alain Honey... Alain Varnier. 762 00:53:35,753 --> 00:53:37,880 Being in love suits you. 763 00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:40,174 - Is that all you can say? - No. 764 00:53:40,341 --> 00:53:43,010 I forgive you for the Le Flore incident. 765 00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:45,972 - What's the matter? - I spotted a friend. 766 00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:49,892 It'll be just one cherished memory of you. 767 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:51,936 - No! - Yes. 768 00:53:52,061 --> 00:53:54,772 You're good at ending an uneasy situation. 769 00:53:54,939 --> 00:53:57,233 You can say that again! 770 00:54:06,492 --> 00:54:09,245 - You're a lousy psychologist. - Where's she gone? 771 00:54:09,370 --> 00:54:11,873 - To shoot Barbara! - We must stop her. Hurry! 772 00:54:12,039 --> 00:54:14,667 Let me have your place. 773 00:54:58,836 --> 00:55:01,964 Number 17 has just come in. 774 00:55:02,131 --> 00:55:06,052 Time: 1 minute 20.9 seconds. 775 00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:09,722 Better than the Austrians. 776 00:55:09,889 --> 00:55:12,517 Quite right, Mr Belmas. Second fastest today. 777 00:55:12,683 --> 00:55:13,684 Second? 778 00:55:14,435 --> 00:55:17,230 After the previous bob, 1 minute 19.4. 779 00:55:17,688 --> 00:55:19,106 - Where is it? - Over there. 780 00:55:19,273 --> 00:55:20,900 She's already at the hotel. 781 00:55:23,611 --> 00:55:25,112 Your key, mademoiselle. 782 00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:01,858 - Shribouyoune! - Sophie! 783 00:56:02,024 --> 00:56:04,193 I thought you didn't like skiing. 784 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,072 I don't, but I'm working here. I became a fakir. 785 00:56:08,656 --> 00:56:10,324 - You're not a prince? - Sure. 786 00:56:10,491 --> 00:56:13,327 I used to spend all my money in nightclubs. 787 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,206 Now my bread and butter is night clubs. 788 00:56:17,373 --> 00:56:19,417 - What's that for? - To kill somebody. 789 00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:20,918 - Right now? - Yes. 790 00:56:28,801 --> 00:56:31,804 I don't need to know. Private life is sacred. 791 00:56:32,930 --> 00:56:36,350 I'm sure I can help. Have you tried everything else? 792 00:56:36,517 --> 00:56:37,518 Everything. 793 00:56:37,685 --> 00:56:38,769 Sit down. 794 00:56:40,938 --> 00:56:42,315 Oh, sorry! 795 00:56:49,488 --> 00:56:52,408 - Did you try hypnosis? - No. 796 00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:53,951 You see! 797 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:58,372 Do you think that you can make Philippe love me with hypnosis? 798 00:56:58,539 --> 00:56:59,874 Of course. 799 00:57:00,124 --> 00:57:01,167 Come in! 800 00:57:05,755 --> 00:57:07,632 Supposing something goes wrong? 801 00:57:07,798 --> 00:57:11,427 What if Philippe falls in love with Alain? Alain is... 802 00:57:11,928 --> 00:57:13,638 You don't trust me? 803 00:57:13,846 --> 00:57:16,098 I do. But it's important to me. 804 00:57:16,265 --> 00:57:20,311 I need to be perfectly sure that you can do whatever you say. 805 00:57:20,686 --> 00:57:21,687 There. 806 00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:25,066 Why not try it on him? 807 00:57:28,527 --> 00:57:29,528 But... 808 00:57:33,491 --> 00:57:35,743 What shall I have him do? 809 00:57:36,577 --> 00:57:38,704 Make him kiss the statue. 810 00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:51,384 - Two shots! - The rifle? 811 00:57:51,550 --> 00:57:53,177 No mistaking it. 812 00:58:03,854 --> 00:58:06,732 - Is there something wrong? - My focus... 813 00:58:07,233 --> 00:58:10,277 Noise is the fakir's worst enemy. 814 00:58:10,486 --> 00:58:12,989 I'm not sure I can wake him up. 815 00:58:14,573 --> 00:58:17,451 - Who's there? - Henri Laverne. It's urgent. 816 00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:21,872 - Is the lady from 128 back? - 10 minutes ago. 817 00:58:22,039 --> 00:58:24,083 - Your key, Mr. Belmas! - Ah, yes. 818 00:58:26,711 --> 00:58:29,588 - I'm coming. I'm in the tub! - Who's that? 819 00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:34,468 My boss from the club. Imagine if he sees I can't wake people up! 820 00:58:35,344 --> 00:58:38,305 He'd cancel my contract in a flash. I'd die! 821 00:58:38,472 --> 00:58:41,100 Come on, cheer up. We have to do something. 822 00:58:41,267 --> 00:58:45,479 We're going to hide him. I'm going to put him in a state of levitation. 823 00:58:50,317 --> 00:58:51,986 - State of what? - Levitation. 824 00:58:52,153 --> 00:58:55,031 To eliminate gravity. The door, quick! 825 00:58:57,241 --> 00:58:59,201 You're throwing him out the window? 826 00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:01,620 We'll put him in the other room. 827 00:59:09,962 --> 00:59:11,964 Take him. Lay him down. 828 00:59:22,516 --> 00:59:23,684 Sorry. 829 00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:25,686 Pardon me. 830 00:59:31,650 --> 00:59:33,194 What a day! 831 00:59:42,495 --> 00:59:44,163 I never thought she'd do it. 832 00:59:51,670 --> 00:59:52,546 Look! 833 00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:56,258 Sophie mistook him for Barbara and shot him twice. 834 00:59:56,425 --> 00:59:58,135 - Great! - Great? 835 00:59:58,636 --> 01:00:00,888 It means Barbara's safe. 836 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,811 What about the corpse? 837 01:00:06,977 --> 01:00:08,979 We'll put him in another room. 838 01:00:09,146 --> 01:00:12,858 We'll get 10 or 20 years for aiding and abetting criminals. 839 01:00:14,318 --> 01:00:16,153 - Definitely dead. - Think so? 840 01:00:16,278 --> 01:00:17,613 Help me. 841 01:00:19,573 --> 01:00:22,243 - He's stiff already! - Must be the climate. 842 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:31,127 You're a strong guy. 843 01:00:31,293 --> 01:00:34,255 Me? I'm not doing anything. Look. 844 01:00:35,339 --> 01:00:36,674 Me neither. 845 01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:17,923 Look, he's moving. 846 01:01:21,051 --> 01:01:22,928 - You're not dead? - No. 847 01:01:23,470 --> 01:01:25,472 - What about the lady? - Lady? 848 01:01:33,230 --> 01:01:34,690 Get off her! 849 01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:41,530 Some blonde with a gun had a Hindu guy hypnotize me. 850 01:01:42,114 --> 01:01:45,117 She locked the door and said... 851 01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:47,620 What did she say? Oh, yeah. 852 01:01:47,786 --> 01:01:50,039 "You can make people do anything?" 853 01:01:50,206 --> 01:01:51,874 - She said that? - Verbatim. 854 01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:54,418 With a weird sneer. 855 01:01:54,585 --> 01:01:56,212 She's really dangerous! 856 01:01:56,337 --> 01:02:00,966 Just think, the perfect crime. A crime under hypnosis. 857 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,344 - Can I go now? - Yes. 858 01:02:03,969 --> 01:02:05,179 Gentleman, ma'am... 859 01:02:08,140 --> 01:02:11,185 Got it now? If you give a damn about Barbara... 860 01:02:11,727 --> 01:02:14,647 - Your language! - You must pretend you're jealous. 861 01:02:14,772 --> 01:02:16,482 I don't understand. 862 01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:18,734 It's okay, dear. Everything is fine. 863 01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:23,864 I'm sure that this will end badly. Very badly. 864 01:02:24,031 --> 01:02:29,245 Remember last year? Some guy killed his whole family in his sleep. 865 01:02:30,829 --> 01:02:35,042 Trust me. Pretend you're jealous and I'll take care of the rest. 866 01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:38,420 - Thank you. - We chaps must stick together. 867 01:02:40,214 --> 01:02:43,634 Very bad... Very, very bad. 868 01:02:49,515 --> 01:02:50,683 My dear Sophie. 869 01:02:50,849 --> 01:02:52,601 I've been thinking a lot. 870 01:02:53,143 --> 01:02:56,438 And I've just spoken to Philippe. Everything is fine. 871 01:02:57,231 --> 01:02:59,858 You're kidding. It's a disaster! 872 01:03:00,025 --> 01:03:01,193 It's your fault. 873 01:03:02,569 --> 01:03:05,823 I'm not the one who's in love with Barbara. 874 01:03:05,990 --> 01:03:08,200 You really think Philippe is? 875 01:03:08,367 --> 01:03:10,536 You can tell right away. 876 01:03:10,703 --> 01:03:14,290 That's the point. With us, it doesn't show. 877 01:03:14,999 --> 01:03:17,209 You must let me hold you in my arms. 878 01:03:17,376 --> 01:03:20,004 I need to kiss you on the lips! 879 01:03:20,587 --> 01:03:22,464 OK, let's go back! 880 01:03:22,923 --> 01:03:24,258 No, not now. 881 01:03:24,591 --> 01:03:26,927 Philippe is wary. You know what he said? 882 01:03:27,511 --> 01:03:31,682 "If you were really in love, you wouldn't be in the same hotel." 883 01:03:31,849 --> 01:03:34,643 - He thinks of everything! - So do I. 884 01:03:38,188 --> 01:03:41,817 Tonight, we're going to the Bistrot Club. It's the place to go. 885 01:03:44,695 --> 01:03:47,114 He won't see us all day. It'll worry him. 886 01:03:47,281 --> 01:03:51,327 Good idea. I'm going to rest now. I need to look great for tonight. 887 01:03:52,453 --> 01:03:53,787 What are you doing? 888 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:55,873 Taking a nap of course. 889 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,791 I didn't say in the same bed. 890 01:03:58,292 --> 01:04:01,128 I'm fed up of sleeping on the floor! 891 01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:04,882 First your mattress, then a sleepless night on the train. 892 01:04:05,049 --> 01:04:07,926 Right... off the bed, now! 893 01:04:12,264 --> 01:04:15,017 OK, I'll leave. 894 01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:59,228 - Where am I? - In the bathtub. 895 01:04:59,770 --> 01:05:01,271 Why did you yell like that? 896 01:05:01,438 --> 01:05:03,857 - I dreamt of you. It was awful! - Thanks. 897 01:05:04,024 --> 01:05:09,113 You got lost in the mountains. I rescued you with a big St Bernard. 898 01:05:09,279 --> 01:05:11,323 As I rushed towards you... 899 01:05:11,448 --> 01:05:13,867 - This sounds great! - Let me finish. 900 01:05:14,034 --> 01:05:18,664 As I was about to save you, a big avalanche woke me up. 901 01:05:20,707 --> 01:05:22,709 - I'm starving! - Me too. 902 01:05:22,835 --> 01:05:26,338 I'd love a nice fondue with a good bottle of white wine. 903 01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:29,716 - Where are you off to? - To the restaurant, with you. 904 01:05:29,883 --> 01:05:32,594 No way! We won't have a penny for the club. 905 01:05:33,303 --> 01:05:37,808 You never told me that we were going on a hunger strike. 906 01:05:37,975 --> 01:05:39,518 It's a breach of trust! 907 01:05:40,853 --> 01:05:42,104 Stay here. 908 01:05:45,232 --> 01:05:47,151 Go sit on the bed. 909 01:06:06,044 --> 01:06:08,338 Sorry, sir, we only have red wine. 910 01:06:08,505 --> 01:06:09,923 No matter, garçon. 911 01:06:17,681 --> 01:06:19,641 - For you. - Thank you. 912 01:06:22,311 --> 01:06:25,939 - More red, little soldier? - With pleasure! 913 01:06:33,197 --> 01:06:34,198 Are you okay? 914 01:06:34,907 --> 01:06:36,283 I'm still hungry. 915 01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:39,953 Wait, I'll check the kitchen. 916 01:06:45,459 --> 01:06:47,294 Oh, surprise! 917 01:06:54,801 --> 01:06:56,261 No, no! 918 01:06:56,637 --> 01:07:00,349 Don't be silly. We're going to eat this one! 919 01:07:01,725 --> 01:07:03,894 Is there a spoon somewhere? 920 01:07:07,731 --> 01:07:10,567 "Let us watch this treasure of Florentine graces!" 921 01:07:10,692 --> 01:07:13,320 "Undulating her muscular body," 922 01:07:13,487 --> 01:07:16,365 "full of elegance and power." 923 01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:20,494 "This woman, a piece of miracle..." 924 01:07:21,328 --> 01:07:23,497 How dare you call me a "piece"! 925 01:07:23,830 --> 01:07:26,625 - It's not me, that was Baudelaire. - Oh, sorry. 926 01:07:27,626 --> 01:07:29,628 Keep still, though. 927 01:07:33,215 --> 01:07:35,133 Help me zip my dress. 928 01:07:36,593 --> 01:07:40,430 - You know how adorable you look? - I'm just a housewife. 929 01:07:42,599 --> 01:07:44,518 Listen, it's La Bamba! 930 01:07:48,897 --> 01:07:49,898 Louder! 931 01:09:24,451 --> 01:09:25,827 I'm pooped! 932 01:09:33,543 --> 01:09:35,587 - What's wrong? - Look! 933 01:09:35,837 --> 01:09:38,632 The dog from my dream! Don't touch him! 934 01:09:38,799 --> 01:09:39,925 He's a real one. 935 01:09:40,342 --> 01:09:42,052 No, fake. No rum barrel. 936 01:09:42,219 --> 01:09:44,554 - How did he get in? - Easily, it seems. 937 01:09:44,721 --> 01:09:47,349 Poor dog! Let's take him back to Paris. 938 01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:48,725 Instead of Philippe? 939 01:09:49,559 --> 01:09:51,436 I almost forgot. 940 01:09:52,729 --> 01:09:56,400 - Who, Philippe? - No, the nightclub. 941 01:09:58,527 --> 01:09:59,528 And the dog? 942 01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:01,947 We'll check him in with the coats. 943 01:10:30,767 --> 01:10:32,936 A party of four? 944 01:10:33,353 --> 01:10:36,314 And now, for the first time in Villars-de-Lans, 945 01:10:36,481 --> 01:10:39,693 Rita Campbell, the dancer who will make you dream. 946 01:14:22,874 --> 01:14:24,209 Let's dance! 947 01:14:24,834 --> 01:14:25,794 Again! 948 01:14:25,919 --> 01:14:27,504 What do you mean? 949 01:14:58,368 --> 01:15:00,662 - Did he hurt you? - Yes, a lot! 950 01:15:07,335 --> 01:15:09,754 A most charming girl. 951 01:15:09,921 --> 01:15:13,466 I like her awkwardness. Why are you kicking her? 952 01:15:13,633 --> 01:15:14,843 That's true... 953 01:15:15,218 --> 01:15:18,138 - Did you think I didn't see? - Let me explain... 954 01:15:19,597 --> 01:15:22,475 Do you know the guy she's dancing with? 955 01:15:22,851 --> 01:15:24,477 He's rather sexy! 956 01:15:25,145 --> 01:15:29,399 Aren't you going a bit far? The place for that is bed! 957 01:15:29,566 --> 01:15:31,860 It's working, it's working! 958 01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:35,321 Honestly! 959 01:15:37,991 --> 01:15:40,118 - Did I hurt you? - A lot. 960 01:15:40,285 --> 01:15:42,078 So why are you laughing? 961 01:15:42,454 --> 01:15:44,664 It shows that you're jealous. 962 01:15:45,290 --> 01:15:47,208 Meaning you're in love. 963 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:49,252 Meaning you don't love Philippe. 964 01:15:49,377 --> 01:15:51,463 Meaning you're in love with me. 965 01:15:54,924 --> 01:15:57,469 - What are you doing? - Thinking. 966 01:16:15,653 --> 01:16:17,363 Our first kiss... 967 01:16:22,786 --> 01:16:24,204 The second. 968 01:16:24,871 --> 01:16:26,998 Now we need a third. 969 01:16:32,587 --> 01:16:36,257 You understand now. It happened because of you. 970 01:16:42,013 --> 01:16:43,681 Are you quite done? 971 01:16:43,932 --> 01:16:46,142 I asked you if you're done! 972 01:16:55,944 --> 01:16:57,070 Shut up! 973 01:16:59,656 --> 01:17:05,286 And tonight in Villars-de-Lans, the magician who's never wrong. 974 01:17:05,453 --> 01:17:08,832 His Highness, the Prince Shribouyoune Bayane! 975 01:17:08,998 --> 01:17:11,126 Ladies and Gentlemen. 976 01:17:11,292 --> 01:17:13,586 For his first act of hypnosis, 977 01:17:13,711 --> 01:17:18,258 the prince will need the assistance of two volunteers 978 01:17:18,424 --> 01:17:21,719 who have nothing to fear. Just a 5-minute trip 979 01:17:21,886 --> 01:17:25,640 into the fabulous land of the Maharajahs. 980 01:17:56,713 --> 01:18:00,758 No, not me. I'm married, I'm the father of three. 981 01:18:24,949 --> 01:18:28,203 I'm no coward but what can you do against a hypnotist? 982 01:18:28,494 --> 01:18:31,956 We should go back. Two defenseless girls... 983 01:18:32,123 --> 01:18:33,041 I guess... 984 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:36,544 - You go, with your charm. - No you, with your authority. 985 01:18:36,669 --> 01:18:39,047 I've heard that one before. 986 01:18:42,842 --> 01:18:45,220 I see a beautiful young lady 987 01:18:45,386 --> 01:18:49,432 whose name is like... barbarian. 988 01:18:50,099 --> 01:18:51,100 That's it! 989 01:18:52,018 --> 01:18:53,770 Barbara! Am I right? 990 01:18:58,566 --> 01:19:00,860 I also see something yellow. 991 01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:04,030 It's pretty, but very dangerous. 992 01:19:05,365 --> 01:19:08,785 There's a man who wants this yellow thing. 993 01:19:08,952 --> 01:19:10,036 Beware. 994 01:19:10,495 --> 01:19:12,372 - Who is Barbara? - I'm here! 995 01:19:13,581 --> 01:19:15,458 Good luck, woman of the West! 996 01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:19,420 I didn't understand a thing. But it was marvellous. 997 01:19:19,587 --> 01:19:20,380 You didn't? 998 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:24,092 The yellow thing is your money. Your gold. 999 01:19:24,259 --> 01:19:26,761 And Philippe is with you for your money. 1000 01:19:27,512 --> 01:19:29,681 You're crazy. Philippe's a gentleman. 1001 01:19:29,847 --> 01:19:32,100 Besides, he didn't even try to... 1002 01:19:32,267 --> 01:19:36,104 Exactly! When a Frenchman doesn't try to sleep with an American lady... 1003 01:19:36,271 --> 01:19:38,022 there's something fishy. - Really? 1004 01:19:38,773 --> 01:19:40,275 Well, if you ask me. 1005 01:19:41,067 --> 01:19:45,530 You're loaded, and he respects you. Is that normal? 1006 01:19:46,197 --> 01:19:49,659 Thanks, Sophie. I know what I must do now. 1007 01:19:49,826 --> 01:19:52,954 - Let me explain... - I don't want to hear. It's over! 1008 01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:54,163 But I swear... 1009 01:19:55,957 --> 01:19:58,042 The pie wasn't enough for you! 1010 01:19:58,209 --> 01:20:00,920 I thought you were a fool, but you're a bitch. 1011 01:20:01,087 --> 01:20:03,172 I don't care what you think now. 1012 01:20:03,339 --> 01:20:05,967 Luckily for me, not all guys are like you. 1013 01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:09,637 Some men are sweet, unselfish and willing to help. 1014 01:20:10,138 --> 01:20:11,139 Like Alain? 1015 01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:14,058 Alain wouldn't hang around women for money. 1016 01:20:14,559 --> 01:20:18,229 Okay, but if I were you, I wouldn't be so naive. 1017 01:20:18,396 --> 01:20:19,605 Meaning what? 1018 01:20:19,772 --> 01:20:22,233 Alain has been lying to you all along. 1019 01:20:22,650 --> 01:20:26,863 I saw him at the studio yesterday and again today at the bobsleds. 1020 01:20:27,030 --> 01:20:29,198 He told me to pretend to be jealous. 1021 01:20:29,365 --> 01:20:33,453 All he cares about is sleeping with you. 1022 01:20:36,789 --> 01:20:38,541 You don't believe this phony. 1023 01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:41,210 Is it true or not? Don't touch me! 1024 01:20:45,548 --> 01:20:48,176 I think I'm going to have to break your neck. 1025 01:20:48,301 --> 01:20:50,970 - Forget it! It's a mess. - No kidding! 1026 01:20:52,096 --> 01:20:53,723 We're in the same boat. 1027 01:20:53,890 --> 01:20:56,517 We have to act. And quickly. 1028 01:20:56,684 --> 01:21:00,355 The difference is, I love Sophie. You don't care for Barbara. 1029 01:21:01,022 --> 01:21:03,149 There are other American girls in France. 1030 01:21:03,316 --> 01:21:04,942 Is that what you think? 1031 01:21:05,109 --> 01:21:08,404 You're wrong. I love her, whether she's rich or poor. 1032 01:21:09,072 --> 01:21:10,698 So, it's another story. 1033 01:21:11,574 --> 01:21:12,533 Whisky? 1034 01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:14,744 Make mine a double. Both of them. 1035 01:21:23,086 --> 01:21:27,131 We have to show them who we are. A strong hand always prevails. 1036 01:21:29,175 --> 01:21:30,218 Cheers! 1037 01:21:34,806 --> 01:21:36,224 Love for us 1038 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,227 or death for them! 1039 01:21:39,352 --> 01:21:40,561 It's a deal. 1040 01:21:45,733 --> 01:21:48,444 - You know what you are, buddy? - No. 1041 01:21:48,945 --> 01:21:50,905 You're a great guy. 1042 01:21:51,364 --> 01:21:54,409 No, no... I know women, that's all. 1043 01:21:54,575 --> 01:21:58,246 Sure, you know them. But you're still a great guy. 1044 01:22:00,581 --> 01:22:04,210 - Are you 104 or 106? - Not too sure, right now. 1045 01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:06,587 Let's try 1 06! 1046 01:22:07,046 --> 01:22:10,508 - Have a good night. - Hold on, I'm coming with you. 1047 01:22:14,929 --> 01:22:18,516 There you go, 112. Good luck, brother! 1048 01:22:19,058 --> 01:22:20,143 You too, brother! 1049 01:22:20,309 --> 01:22:22,728 They'll see what we're made of! 1050 01:22:23,688 --> 01:22:25,982 So she doesn't want to be disturbed. 1051 01:22:26,107 --> 01:22:28,734 Open up! Let's get to it! 1052 01:22:28,901 --> 01:22:31,821 Open the door or I break it down! 1053 01:22:37,201 --> 01:22:39,620 No more nice little Alain! 1054 01:22:40,872 --> 01:22:41,581 Oh, sorry. 1055 01:22:41,747 --> 01:22:44,167 - Who's that? - Alain. 1056 01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:46,294 Did you say, "Lets get to it"? 1057 01:22:55,553 --> 01:22:56,637 Alain Varnier. 1058 01:22:58,097 --> 01:23:02,101 It's Alain. You're telling me you've never seen him before? 1059 01:23:02,268 --> 01:23:03,269 Why, yes. 1060 01:23:03,644 --> 01:23:04,812 Just you wait! 1061 01:23:10,776 --> 01:23:13,112 Barbara's pretty strong! 1062 01:23:13,279 --> 01:23:15,990 - Must be some mistake. - Wait... 1063 01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:18,367 Yours is 102, not 106. 1064 01:23:18,534 --> 01:23:22,038 Mine is 112... No, 128. 1065 01:23:22,830 --> 01:23:25,208 - So let's go. - Let's go to war! 1066 01:23:29,879 --> 01:23:31,923 - So that's what you want! - Yes! 1067 01:23:32,089 --> 01:23:33,508 I'll show you! 1068 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:37,470 Wait till I freshen up a bit. 1069 01:23:39,263 --> 01:23:41,224 You said I was after your money? 1070 01:23:41,432 --> 01:23:43,351 And you really believe that? 1071 01:23:43,476 --> 01:23:45,102 Well, let me tell you. 1072 01:23:45,561 --> 01:23:48,898 - Your money, your inheritance... - Now listen up. 1073 01:23:49,065 --> 01:23:51,150 I don't give a damn about it! 1074 01:23:51,317 --> 01:23:53,486 - It's too late. - Why? 1075 01:23:53,653 --> 01:23:56,656 - Now you just wait... - Help! 1076 01:23:58,449 --> 01:24:00,076 Help! 1077 01:24:00,243 --> 01:24:03,246 Are they real? How much is it worth? 1078 01:24:03,412 --> 01:24:04,372 Three million. 1079 01:24:04,539 --> 01:24:08,209 Well, here's what I think of it! Dior? Chanel? Balmain? 1080 01:24:08,626 --> 01:24:09,835 Chanel. 1081 01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:16,217 Put that globe down. 1082 01:24:19,262 --> 01:24:20,346 Come down. 1083 01:24:23,766 --> 01:24:24,976 Come close. 1084 01:24:26,686 --> 01:24:27,687 Closer. 1085 01:24:30,231 --> 01:24:33,109 You said I only wanted to take advantage of the situation? 1086 01:24:33,276 --> 01:24:34,110 It's true. 1087 01:24:34,277 --> 01:24:36,737 - And you really believe that? - Yes. 1088 01:24:36,904 --> 01:24:39,949 Then, I won't disappoint you. Get undressed... 1089 01:24:41,284 --> 01:24:43,035 - Why? - You'll see. 1090 01:24:43,869 --> 01:24:45,538 You're not going to shoot... 1091 01:24:55,047 --> 01:24:56,215 There. 1092 01:24:56,591 --> 01:24:57,383 The rest. 1093 01:24:57,550 --> 01:24:59,677 - Everything? - Yes. 1094 01:25:13,858 --> 01:25:15,067 Turn round. 1095 01:25:17,903 --> 01:25:19,113 Turn round! 1096 01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:25,036 - Stick 'em up! - I'd rather die! 1097 01:25:25,536 --> 01:25:26,704 As you please. 1098 01:25:28,831 --> 01:25:30,041 You have a mother? 1099 01:25:30,499 --> 01:25:31,208 Yes. 1100 01:25:31,375 --> 01:25:32,793 Is she alive? 1101 01:25:33,127 --> 01:25:34,086 Yes. 1102 01:25:34,879 --> 01:25:37,506 Swear on her life you'll do everything I say. 1103 01:25:38,299 --> 01:25:39,800 Swear or die! 1104 01:25:40,051 --> 01:25:41,302 I swear. 1105 01:25:48,434 --> 01:25:49,435 Come here. 1106 01:25:55,191 --> 01:25:56,317 Closer. 1107 01:26:01,364 --> 01:26:02,239 Here. 1108 01:26:08,871 --> 01:26:10,289 Put your arms round me. 1109 01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:16,921 Repeat: "Alain, I love you." 1110 01:26:17,963 --> 01:26:20,591 - Alain, I love you. - No, better than that. 1111 01:26:20,758 --> 01:26:22,551 Alain, I love you. 1112 01:26:22,718 --> 01:26:24,136 You can do better. 1113 01:26:27,264 --> 01:26:28,599 I love you. 1114 01:26:30,893 --> 01:26:32,311 Kiss me. 1115 01:26:44,031 --> 01:26:46,867 Now I can tell you: I'd never have killed you. 1116 01:26:47,034 --> 01:26:49,954 I took the cartridges out earlier. 1117 01:26:50,121 --> 01:26:53,082 - That's called abuse of power. - Yes. 1118 01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:13,853 All's well that ends well! 1119 01:27:19,233 --> 01:27:20,067 The echo! 1120 01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:26,615 No, my love, it's an avalanche. 1121 01:27:37,001 --> 01:27:38,878 Help, Mum! 1122 01:27:51,515 --> 01:27:53,642 It was loaded, then? 1123 01:27:53,768 --> 01:27:58,606 So yesterday, you would have killed me if I'd resisted you. 1124 01:27:58,981 --> 01:28:03,027 And you'd have gone to jail. You must really love me! 1125 01:28:03,402 --> 01:28:04,862 Will you forgive me? 1126 01:28:09,033 --> 01:28:10,701 More photographers! 1127 01:29:03,045 --> 01:29:06,048 Subtitles - TELETOTA